Closing

All done with surgery!

This is based on a true story. 'Based on' meaning that one time I was in a room with two other people, and I was thinking to myself some alternate lyrics for 'Closing Time'.

What ever happened to Semisonic, anyway? Whenever I think of these one hit wonder bands, I think of how funny it would be to act as though you expected to have your love for some obscure, defeated band be reciprocated by this new acquaintence. "Man, I'm so excited for the big Blind Melon concert that's coming up. Aren't they great? You wanna come with me? Big T-shirt swap at my place later, you should come!"


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