In my apartment, 'occupy' jokes have become the 'yo mama' of the past week and a half or so. This exact moment is the apex, where they are 1) plentiful, 2) relevant, and 3) the concept hasn't yet been driven into the ground. Anyway, I sat down for 5 minutes and the above is what I came up with. Given another hour, I could have probably pounded out 50 more without a problem. It's an easy format to use. You just need a thing that is more or less compared to some other thing. Comedy gold.
For example, for my impending 26th birthday, I'm getting myself health insurance. It's the gift a 26 year old gives himself because he has to. In any case, the lady who does that sort of thing evidently does not work Fridays. 20% of the weekdays are 90% of the vacation days taken. #occupylazyinsuranceladysoffice
Eh. Nevermind. It's not funny anymore.
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