I don't care for soccer. The field is way too big - so there is a ton of running around and not a lot of scoring. And the rules favor that whenever you get within 6 inches of a player on the other team, you go down to the turf and fake an injury until somebody hits you with magic spray. And there's a lot of shouting.
Want to make it better? The clock should count DOWN. Anyone who seems injured has to go sit out for 5 minutes. Make the field way smaller. And if all that doesn't work, put one guy on each team who can use his hands...
...to hit people.
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